All of the best talent, most promising soldiers, and highly competent individuals were picked for the elite Starship Prime. Together, they will travel to faraway galaxies and make connections with new alien species currently unknown.
Unfortunately for Sarah Hawkins, she didn’t make the cut and instead pilots the Starship Blunder. With her team of misfits, has-beens, and generally underqualified crewmates, she does her best to explore not-too-far-away planets and check in with the alien species that humanity would prefer to forget. But their biggest challenge is to keep the hunk of junk Blunder in good enough repair to prevent crash landing at every single stop.
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Freshly promoted Commander Sarah Hawkins has been assigned to the brand-new Starship Wonder. The rest of her crew, however, have taken to calling their recently acquired vessel Starship Blunder. No new parts were fabricated specifically for the Wonder—it was assembled using extra pieces, cast-off parts, and old components removed from other, nicer crafts. The Conglomeracy hopes the spiffy name of the untested starship will inspire the crew to achieve something, anything.
It doesn’t work. Just like its predecessor, the Starship Wonder struggles even to take off, let alone complete a mission. Can the crew find it in themselves to at least successfully deliver an unimportant package, or will the namesake “Blunder” stick with them forever?
This second installment of galactic awe and space hijinks will release in November 2025!
Ever wondered if YOU have what it takes to survive aboard the infamous Starship Blunder?
(Okay, let’s be real—you definitely do.) But the real question is: which crew member are you?
Are you a fearless leader? The chaotic risk-taker? Or something even more… unexpected?
Check out the Starship Blunder Printify pop-up to get merch for your favorite humorous starship. Match the Blunder crew in violent violet tees and hoodies, or stay subtle with coffee mugs and scented candles.
Alien Xylo
Will fix your broken starship
(or just make it worse)
Sarah Hawkins is
Talented, capable, great
Too good for Blunder
Commander Sterling
Leader of the Starship Prime
Has really nice hair
The chef specialty:
Expired bologna and
Cheese in a sandwich
Please don’t be afraid
She is only a teacher
For little children
“Help, we’re gonna crash!”
Starship Blunder never lands
In a graceful way