STARSHIP
BLUNDER

Galactic Misadventure Awaits

Galactic Misadventure Awaits!

All of the best talent, most promising soldiers, and highly competent individuals were picked for the elite Starship Prime. Together, they will travel to faraway galaxies and make connections with new alien species currently unknown.

Unfortunately for Sarah Hawkins, she didn’t make the cut and instead pilots the Starship Blunder. With her team of misfits, has-beens, and generally underqualified crewmates, she does her best to explore not-too-far away planets and check in with the alien species that humanity would prefer to forget. But their biggest challenge is to keep the hunk of junk Blunder in good enough repair to prevent crash landing at every single stop.

Get Starship Blunder Merch!

Become an honorary Starship Blunder crew member with a violent violet Starship Blunder Crew t-shirt or hoody, or enjoy some of the other fun Blunder themed merch items.

Meet the Characters in the
Starship Blunder Universe

Alien Xylo

Will fix your broken starship

(or just make it worse)

Pilot Hawkins is

Talented, capable, great

Too good for Blunder

Commander Sterling

Leader of the Starship Prime

Has really nice hair

The chef specialty:

Expired bologna and

Cheese in a sandwich

Please don’t be afraid

She is only a teacher

For little children

“Help, we’re gonna crash!”

Starship Blunder never lands

In a graceful way